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cryingalonewithfrankenstein sent: corn. when you are not around i talk about corn. and your five thousand cats

That’s really all there is to me so good job.

Posted : 3 weeks ago

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Posted : 3 weeks ago
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brash-and-bold:

iihateurls:

portablemiah:

this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.

i do not think this guy needs that coffee

michael jones is tumblr famous

THE GREAT THING IS THAT HES LIKE THIS 100% OF THE TIME

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punk2007:

avoiding my responsibilities like 

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worldbuiltfor2:

When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.

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valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

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Posted : 3 weeks ago

sinbadism:

nightgaunts:

actegratuit:

Vasily Klyukin

The Winged Victory Of Samothrace Could One Day Dominate Your City’s Skyline

post modernist architecture is fucked up and rude

this seems ridiculous, but remember that at one point, there were gigantic statues towering over almost every major port. disturbing feats of engineering are a classic thing and i honestly am as terrified by these things as i am enamored with them. it’s like, “look at this terrifying monstrosity. humans made it. thousands of humans got together and built something immense”

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nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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Posted : 3 weeks ago

rampant-noodle:

givemeinternet:

If you’ve never worked in retail or a restaurant this is a real, legitimate thing that happens daily

we have ladies at fucking bath and body works that will try to slide themfuckingselves underneath our goddamn gate while we’re closing it to shop for some shitty ass lotion. people are fucking crazy

Posted : 3 weeks ago

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

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Posted : 3 weeks ago

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

Posted : 3 weeks ago

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

Posted : 3 weeks ago

idontevenknowokay:

umyeahhiimdave:

strangeparking:

can you imagine one day logging in and

image

i wouldnt know what to do

"shit did i post an opinion"